true love is your wife letting you share the slice of dessert she saved at the buffet
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Sometimes, it really is about the content much more than it is about the form.
Obsessed by this statue I saw today in Le Havre (France) from the Italian sculptor Fabio Viale. The design isn't painted on... The ink is injected inside the marble like a real tattoo. And if I remember correctly what the guide said, it took the artist three weeks to do just that.
How stunning is this
So I looked this guy up because I wanted to know if he was contemporary or not because I'd heard that no one was really able to work marble in the ways of the 'old masters', but this guy is incredible! He's only 47, and beyond these incredible pigment tattoo sculptures, he's done some wack stuff with marble!
ALTYes this is marble.
ALTYes these are marble.
ALTHey did you guess, this is marble.
ALTThis is just a giant dong (made from marble). Titled, 'souvenir David'. 😁
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Tiny Houses are celebrated as affordable only because wages & inflation are so bad, we forgot actual houses used to be affordable
I mean
adhd is stored in the ass
the a in adhd stands for ass
What do the other letters stand for then?
@shitpostsampler can I please have a pattern for adhd is stored in the ass
men will watch war movies. and for what? just say you wanna watch a gay romance and go
“brothers in arms” yeah, big strong arms that you wanna be held in
“saving private ryan.” why do you wanna save another man so bad?
Andy Goldsworthy, meditative ice sculptures
An artist who makes “earthworks”, he collaborates with nature to create sculpture that is serene and meditative, reliant on time and weather, and as much about the material as it is about the making. Goldworthy’s work is abstract yet accessible. We can relate to his use of natural elements and to the simple, yet sophisticated, beauty of his sculpture. His work is site specific, made for and from a place, entirely with tools and materials from the natural environment.
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